welcome to the real index page! here is an index of fun things you can do with indexes!

1. make an index of other indexes!

2. make a phone book!

3. hide secrets in your phone book and leave clues for the most curious people to find!

4. start a cult!

5. please send your cult members to washington dc and overthrow the us government.

since the fake index page also serves as a fake not found page, there is a real not found page at https://squidgirl.neocities.org/theREALnotfound.html